i run this blog with only my pinkie toe

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lizdrawsthings:

drew this cutie for this blog’s sidebar while watching a livestream

timkarinn:

I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

quixon:

thebigblackwolfe:

frantzfandom:

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.

Smart people jokes be like

zedrin-maybe:

princessveroni:

I cannot fuckin believe

Nature Valley became a magical girl and their wish was to see kyubey run up a goddamn tree I’m so done

chiltonomics:

peonymoonflower:

cucumbersforlegs:

THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH. I FEEL HORRIBLE AND IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT I AM STILL LAUGHING 

It’s funnier to me bc I have that exact same dish

Everyone has that dish.



Track: Mr. Blue Sky
Artist: Electric Light Orchestra
Album: Out of the Blue

radtracks:

mr. blue sky // electric light orchestra

mr. blue, you did it right
but soon comes mr. night
creeping over, now his hand is on your shoulder
never mind
i’ll remember you this
i’ll remember you this way

toralei:

when people send your friends anon hate

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